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Posted on October 29, 2025October 29, 2025 by: The Free Peach

Local Student Co-Op Threatens to Throw Halloween Party

BERKELEY, Calif. – Earlier this week on Monday, UC Berkeley students were rattled by the release of a rather daunting Instagram post. A local student …

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Posted on October 31, 2022November 1, 2022 by: Tohar Zamir

Haunted House? Moaning Heard From Your Mom’s Room Whenever I Come Over

“Yeah kid, I don’t know what to tell you. We tried communicating with the spirit by yelling out, ‘WHAT DO YOU WANT?’ and it said, ‘I want it right there.’” 

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Posted on October 19, 2022October 20, 2022 by: Tyler Goldstein

5 Things Scarier Than Seeing ‘View Graduation Checklist’ on CalCentral

Are you actually graduating? Will you be able to function in a 9-5 work environment? Didn’t you start college like two weeks ago? What the fuck is going on? In honor of keeping up with the spooky senior spirit, here are 5 things scarier than seeing “View Graduation Checklist” on your CalCentral.

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Posted on September 1, 2022September 2, 2022 by: Ajay Madala

Leonardo DiCaprio Confesses He Actually Just Never Learned To Count Higher Than 25

LOS ANGELES — Following a break-up with girlfriend Camila Morrone, 47-year-old actor Leonardo DiCaprio announced that the real reason he dates women significantly younger than …

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Posted on October 31, 2021October 31, 2021 by: lyamashir01

Professor Crawls Out of His Own Asshole to Hold Your Midterm a Day After Halloween

BERKELEY, Calif. – For the majority of mischievous adult adolescents far and wide, the final days of October are a time for using silly brainiac …

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