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Posted on November 24, 2025November 24, 2025 by: The Free Peach

Wilcox Still Gets the Axe

BERKELEY, Calif. – In preparation for the Big Game, Chancellor Rich Lyons, General Manager Ron Rivera and 3-time mascot heavyweight champion Oski met with Justin …

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Posted on November 19, 2025November 19, 2025 by: The Free Peach

Campanile Sagging Totally Normal in Old Age

BERKELEY, Calif — Following another disappointing night, the Campanile is coming to terms with it no longer being as erect as it used to be. …

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Posted on September 22, 2025 by: Charlie McDonald

Stanford Medical School Loses Key Funding After Grad Student Fucks up Brussels Conference

STANFORD, Calif. — Stanford University School of Medicine’s recent $55 million dollar donation is in jeopardy following gross misconduct of a graduate student at the …

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Posted on November 23, 2024November 23, 2024 by: Sam Hudson

“Arcane Season 2 Finale?” Ask Nerds Confused About Saturday Anticipation

BERKELEY, Calif. – This Saturday, many Berkeley and Stanford students alike will gather to root for their respective football teams to win the Big Game. …

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Posted on November 18, 2023November 19, 2023 by: The Free Peach

Report: Majority of Those Attending Big Game Lack It

STANFORD, Calif. – This weekend, the Cal football team will be competing in its 126th Big Game, a campus tradition lasting as long as it …

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Posted on November 17, 2023November 18, 2023 by: Ajay Madala

‘We’re Gonna Destroy Them This Weekend,’ Says Stanford About Minorities

STANFORD, Calif. – In anticipation of the Big Game this weekend, Stanford students, fans, and faculty have joined together to spread the message that they …

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Posted on March 16, 2022 by: Ajay Madala

Stanford Version of CALPIRG Raises $10K to “Kill All Them Turtles”

STANFORD, Calif. — After a recent fundraising event, Stanford University’s environmental activist group STANSHART found they had raised over ten thousand dollars to “kill all …

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