BERKELEY, Calif. – At noon on Friday, April 26th, students gathered in front of Doe Library for Berkeley’s 4th-weirdest event, the burning of Kian Hess, …
Student Can Pay Attention to Two Hour Riverdale Video Essay but Not Her Sociology Lecture
BERKELEY, Calif. — Tuesday morning, Media Studies student Karina Jansen was shocked to discover that watching a two-hour long video essay titled “How Riverdale Changed …
Guy in Philosophy of Feminism Class ‘Takes Space,’ Still Working on the ‘Make Space’
BERKELEY, Calif. – Reports of a dispute regarding gender parity within the classroom emerged this past weekend following a Thursday lecture for Professor Maloney’s Philosophy …
Seemingly Intelligent Roommate Still Struggling to Understand Dish Rack
BERKELEY, Calif. — High school valedictorian, Bio and Computer Science double major, student athlete, amateur poet, startup founder, and Grammy-nominated third year Kenneth Winslow is …
Barista Complimenting My ‘Early Morning Start’ Unaware I’ve Been Awake for 34 Hours
Embarrassment is a staple of the Berkeley experience. In this masochistic pursuit of my bachelor’s degree, I can claim no shortage of humiliating moments. One …
Finally, a Holiday Where I Can Smoke as Much as I Usually Do and Not Feel Bad About It!
This morning, I woke up earlier than I did all semester to unzip my tent and step out onto the dew-coated Memorial Glade. As my …
UGH: Friend in Dining Hall Really Interrupting My Planned Youtube Session
Earlier this afternoon in Cafe 3, I was trying to pretend to enjoy my pasta with lentil bolognese. My comfort of solitude was accompanied by …
‘Prepare to be Sick of Me’: Notes App ‘Poets’ Emboldened by Taylor Swift’s New Album
BERKELEY – Calif. A recent open mic hosted by the English Undergraduates Association could be a demonstration of an upcoming epidemic sweeping college campuses across …
Opinion: There Should Be More Excuses to Drink on a Weekday
I think I speak for everyone when I say there should be more excuses to drink on a given weekday. Cultural drinking is quite honestly …
Student’s Stomach Releases Hottest New House Album During Lecture
BERKELEY, Calif. — Restless students fantasizing about their Taco Tuesday plans in Wheeler 150 attempted to pay attention to their ECON 1 professor throughout the …