Ah, Cal Day…it’s the biggest day of cop-free debauchery on the UC Berkeley calendar, except for all the other ones.
Which Moffitt Floor Are You Based Off Of Your Plans For Cal Day?
What you decide to do for Cal Day says a lot about you, and so naturally, we at The Free Peach will be giving you a Moffitt Floor that correlates with your plans! Go Bears!
10 Ways to Justify Your Parents Spending $60k On Your Gender and Women’s Studies Major While You Do Dirty Girl Scouts in Front of Your Parents and Siblings This Cal Day
We hope these key points help when your parents inevitably look at you with horror in their eyes and an all-consuming sense of regret!
The Definitive Ranking of Taylor Swift Albums, Which Yes, I Can Still Listen To and Be Woke. Get Off My Back.
Don’t you fucking judge me, okay? Look, I’m like super woke. I went to the women’s march.
UC Berkeley Turns All Libraries Into Coffee Shops
The change comes after local coffee shop Sacks turned so anti-talking and anti-human interaction that Doe library started to sound like Pratt & Whitney F100 Turbofan jet engine in comparison.
I Don’t Know Where Li Ka Shing Is, And I Don’t Care! (by that guy in your PoliSci class)
I have no idea where this place is. In fact, I’ve strategically avoided asking where Li Ka Shing was for like, the entire time I’ve been on campus since 2015. FSM cafe? Been there. Moffitt? Been there. Li Ka Shing? Might as well be in Albany.
Report: Arnold’s Death On The Magic School Bus Is Responsible For Every Single Teenage & Young Adult Problem
His head literally turns to ice and it’s not cute.
Report: Grandpa Sent Grandma Naughty Telegrams During The War!
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32 Things We Would Rather Read Than The Daily Cal
We can’t read that well, but there sure are a lot of things we’d rather read than The Daily Cal.