Normal Herpes is exactly what you know Herpes to already be, while Coachella Herpes can be identified by cold sores with floppy hats on or obscene amounts of glitter in the genital region. Take this quiz to figure out if you have normal Herpes or Coachella Herpes!
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I’m waiting, Milton. What do you have to say for yourself?
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But also, I’m like, leaving for study abroad in the fall so if someone wants to take over my lease that would be chill. DM for details.
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What You Need To Know Before You Watch Endgame!
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If You Do Not Fill Out Your Course Evaluation, I Will Unilaterally Wage Jihad (By Your Professor)
I realize that my implicit association of the concept of jihad with the acts of political violence I will definitely inflict on you if you don’t fill out your course evaluation has the ultimate effect of fostering links between Islam and terrorism. As you have guessed, I don’t care, because I am Islamophobic.
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If you too only have six brain cells left, read this article and share it with your friends!