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Posted on April 29, 2021May 15, 2021 by: Abby Fisher

5 Grad Photo Poses for Your Friend Group That Scream, ‘Best Friends Forever! (But We Fucking Hate You, Jessica. You Will Never Be One of Us.)’

Grab your stoles and champagne and head over to campus to capture this love and celebrate! Use these cute poses to show off your grad moments and incredible friend group to the world – excluding Jessica, of course.

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Posted on December 15, 2020September 11, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

Uh Oh! Carol Christ Under Mistletoe AND Investigation for Shoplifting!

BERKELEY, Calif. – Just when students forgot about Chancellor Dirks, the UC Berkeley administration found itself mired in new controversy.  “These allegations are absurd,” responded …

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Posted on October 2, 2019September 28, 2022 by: The Free Peach

BREAKING: Sproul Be Crowded

Sproul Plaza, the thoroughfare that serves as the campus’ south entrance, in fact be crowded sometimes. 

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