“With so many hopeful prospective freshmen, the admissions team wanted to get things straight early on,” Associate Vice Chancellor of Enrollment Femi Ogundele stated in a press release. “First off, you need to know that I don’t like Fleetwood Mac. It might come as a surprise, but let’s be real: most of you guys only like one of their albums anyway.”
UC President Michael Drake Intends for Fully In-Person Kicking Your Ass
“I was a professor of ophthalmology for decades, so I can guarantee: all you’re gonna see is hands.”