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Posted on November 10, 2021November 8, 2023 by: Tohar Zamir

Garbers Comes Out Against Testing, Including His English Final

BERKELEY, Calif.  — In a difficult-to-parse Twitter rant posted earlier today, Berkeley quarterback Chase Garbers came out against both COVID testing and, for some reason, …

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Posted on November 5, 2021 by: Tohar Zamir

Top 2 Campus Fountains I Have Vomited In

Few things unify the Berkeley student body. Sure, rushedly ignoring Sproul donut salespeople, feeling despair at missing the 51B, and regretting trying that new Trader …

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Posted on October 29, 2021October 29, 2021 by: Tohar Zamir

OPINION: Why I, a Man, Am Dressing Like a Slut This Halloween

As we continue to reject the limitations of gender and the patriarchy, I pose the question: why have men been denied their inalienable right to …

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Posted on October 22, 2021 by: Tohar Zamir

BART Announces New Dark Yellow Line Between My Fly and the Urinal

BERKELEY, Calif. – This weekend Bay Area Rapid Transit published blueprints for a new railway to supplement the five existing routes. Christened the “Dark Yellow” …

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Posted on October 13, 2021 by: Tohar Zamir

A Retrospective: Carol Christ Ponders, “Did We Steal Enough Indigenous Land?”

“Yet we have to consider, did we steal enough land?” Christ wrote. “We’ve got students to house, and, like, I mean, listen: a $4.1 billion endowment doesn’t exactly make us rich you know?  What, you expect us to just buy a building to develop over when there’s some perfectly good public space right there for the taking?”

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