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Posted on February 20, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Sarah Cassell

Lucky Us: We Got Our Hands On A Media Studies Problem Set!

Lucky, lucky us! It’s not every day you get to see such a difficult and time-consuming piece of work. 

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Posted on February 19, 2019 by: The Free Peach

QUIZ: Are You 48-Year-Old Piedmont Mom Janice or Just a CorePower Regular?

After frequenting CorePower enough, it’s become impossible to tell whether you’re just a newfound yogi or Janice Parker, a 38-year-old mother of two from Piedmont …

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Posted on February 19, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Sam MacKinnon

Taio Cruz Defined The Year 2009 and if You Disagree with Me You’re Wrong

However, there was one year that was the highlight of my time chaperoning: 2009. Why you may ask? Because that was the year that Taio Cruz released the song Dynamite, and changed the face of middle school dances for all of 2009.

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Posted on February 18, 2019May 13, 2021 by: The Free Peach

UC Berkeley Is SILENCING Our Organization by Not Letting Us Use a Room We Didn’t Reserve (by Jayonnaise Rutherford III)

It is the responsibility of this school to let any organization host events anytime, anywhere on campus at a moment’s notice, and failure to do so is a violation of the First Amendment, the Non-Aggression Principle, and our very civil rights.

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Posted on February 15, 2019September 25, 2019 by: The Free Peach

4 Sex Positions to Try Before You Find Out He’s Republican

Here are four sex positions to make you feel fleetingly alive before your life-force is eradicated by the realization that you boinked someone who voted third-party “on principle”!

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Posted on February 15, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Sam MacKinnon

Breaking: Rhetoric 103B Professor Masks Valentine’s Day Loneliness with Marxist Gusto

PSA: After the first few weeks of class, a number of seats have opened up! It’s not too late to sign up for Rhetoric 103B and be even closer to that coveted humanities degree that employers are dying to see!

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Posted on February 14, 2019 by: The Free Peach

KA Guy Does Push Ups at Zete Party to Impress Girls

Whether it was truly genius, or merely the weed he smoked earlier, Earnhardt’s idea changed the world of Cal Greek Life.

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Posted on February 14, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

Local Man’s Kink for Emotional Negligence Tearing Relationship Apart

“The second you said you loved me I got, like, super turned off.”

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Posted on February 13, 2019February 13, 2019 by: The Free Peach

The Next Steve Jobs? The Founder of This Tech Start-Up Is Dead

“That being said, we are immensely proud of Travis’ accomplishments in achieving at the age of 34 what Steve Jobs could not even achieve until 56.”

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Posted on February 13, 2019February 13, 2019 by: The Free Peach

Couple Hooking Up for 8 Months That Has Yet to Define Their Relationship Plans to Celebrate Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is here, and all over UC Berkeley love is in the air, which is a refreshing change of pace from the smoke or the lingering sensation that you’re not good enough.

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