I think I speak for everyone when I say there should be more excuses to drink on a given weekday. Cultural drinking is quite honestly …
Student’s Stomach Releases Hottest New House Album During Lecture
BERKELEY, Calif. — Restless students fantasizing about their Taco Tuesday plans in Wheeler 150 attempted to pay attention to their ECON 1 professor throughout the …
Failure of Our Education System: Celtic Studies Class Doesn’t Cover Larry Bird
BERKELEY, Calif.– In a new suit brought forth by the Department of Education against UC Berkeley, reformers allege that current Celtic Studies courses follow an …
In Prose: Cal Day Weather Report Confirms God Went To Stanford
‘Twas the night before Cal Day ‘Twas the night before Cal Day, And all through school, Not a student was partying— Not even a …
Devastating: Guy Inside Fursuit Actually Really Hot
BERKELEY, Calif. — Early this week, RSO ‘Furries at Berkeley’ grabbed the attention of students and faculty alike as a member removed his fursuit’s headpiece …
Finally, a Leader Berkeley Can Count On: This White Man
BERKELEY, Calif. — Wednesday, after Hell froze over, campus administration announced that they have finally selected a successor to take over Carol Christ’s iron throne …
The Official Free Peach Guide to Tax Filing
As we approach the IRS tax deadline, many Berkeley students find themselves first-time filers overwhelmed by confusing tax laws. To combat the deluge of misinformation …
Psychology Breakthrough: Pavlov’s Dog Actually Just Hungry for Bells
BERKELEY, Calif. — While attending his eight-hour mandatory lab this past Friday, fourth-year psychology major Darren Barry made a discovery that has caused outrage in …
Media Studies URAP Involves Posting on Calfessions and r/berkeley
BERKELEY, Calif. – Responding to concerns about a paucity of available undergrad research positions, the College of Letters and Sciences has successfully opened a variety …
OPINION: Wouldn’t It Be So Cool if We All Started a Friend Group? Haha
Everyone should be my friend but in a group. I’m a fun and cool person. I write for the Free Peach and I never mention …