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To Those Ordering a ‘Flat White’ at Yali’s: I Am NOT on the Menu

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Posted on October 14, 2022October 17, 2022 by: bennettfees

​​‘Over-Caffeinated’ Student Hasn’t Had Any Coffee Today; Just Anxious

Third year Rylie Brantford was spotted by friends while frantically rushing to class. She apologized for her frazzled state as she ran past, explaining she was just “over-caffeinated.”  In an exclusive interview, Rylie revealed she hasn’t had an ounce of caffeine today.

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Posted on September 13, 2022September 14, 2022 by: Abby Fisher

‘There’s No Such Thing As a Stupid Question’ Says Professor Who Hasn’t Heard What I’m About to Ask

BERKELEY, Calif. – Professor Gordon Lievschitz began his class this past Monday with the reassuring phrase, “there’s no such thing as a stupid question,” in …

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