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Posted on November 10, 2022January 20, 2023 by: Tohar Zamir

REPORT: Midnight Train Going Anywhere Headed to Millbrae/SFO

“Don’t Stop Believing,” Journey’s seminal, ‘80s anthem, has long stupefied the world of music scholarship with the cryptic midnight train going anywhere. However, researchers at the University of California, Berkeley have, through a grueling investigation, determined that anywhere is actually Millbrae/SFO. 

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Posted on October 22, 2021 by: Tohar Zamir

BART Announces New Dark Yellow Line Between My Fly and the Urinal

BERKELEY, Calif. – This weekend Bay Area Rapid Transit published blueprints for a new railway to supplement the five existing routes. Christened the “Dark Yellow” …

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