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Tag: Berkeley Sororities

Posted on February 13, 2021September 11, 2021 by: anniebushh

Horse Tranquilizer Reportedly “Only Way to Relax” After Long Week of Sitting In Bed Staring at a Screen

The Free Peach doesn’t condone drug use. Well, maybe we do, but only if you’re cool and most certainly not if you’re in Greek life.

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Posted on November 12, 2020September 22, 2021 by: jokimg

KKG Accidentally Bids Diverse Class Due To Blind Rush

BERKELEY, Calif. – With the beginning of the school year going virtual and racial tensions higher than ever after Berkeley’s Panhellenic Community reposted pastel pictures …

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Posted on September 17, 2020May 5, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

Zeus to Punish Greek Life for Hubris

BERKELEY, Calif. — Havoc broke out Saturday as a KA brother unleashed unknowable power upon his peers.  “Who hath dared to party-foul Zeus, Ruler of …

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Posted on September 4, 2020May 12, 2021 by: Amanda Mier

Out of State Sorority Girl Frustrated She Has to Pay Full Dues for Virtual Friends

BERKELEY, Calif. – As rush drew to a close, dissatisfaction emerged from UC Berkeley’s Greek community as out-of-state sorority sisters both new and old increasingly …

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Posted on November 6, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Amanda Mier

Pick a Date for Date Party and We’ll Tell You Which of Your Friends He’s Fucked!

Pick a Date for Date Party and We’ll Tell You Which of Your Friends He’s Fucked!

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Posted on August 31, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Sam MacKinnon

BREAKING: 30-50 Feral Hogs are rushing Cal Sororities. Will They Be Able to Defend Themselves?

However, many have questioned whether the threat of the hogs exists at all, as GreekRank has reportedly “routinely misrepresented” houses in the past.

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Posted on March 1, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Sarah Cassell

Fuck It! We Ranked All The Sororities at Cal Alphabetically!

Let’s go!

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