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Posted on February 21, 2019May 13, 2021 by: The Free Peach

Nobel Laureate Ghost Pledging [Redacted]

If a rule is broken in a fraternity and it doesn’t cause national outrage, is it really broken at all?

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Posted on February 20, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Sarah Cassell

Lucky Us: We Got Our Hands On A Media Studies Problem Set!

Lucky, lucky us! It’s not every day you get to see such a difficult and time-consuming piece of work. 

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Posted on February 15, 2019September 25, 2019 by: The Free Peach

4 Sex Positions to Try Before You Find Out He’s Republican

Here are four sex positions to make you feel fleetingly alive before your life-force is eradicated by the realization that you boinked someone who voted third-party “on principle”!

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Posted on February 15, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Sam MacKinnon

Breaking: Rhetoric 103B Professor Masks Valentine’s Day Loneliness with Marxist Gusto

PSA: After the first few weeks of class, a number of seats have opened up! It’s not too late to sign up for Rhetoric 103B and be even closer to that coveted humanities degree that employers are dying to see!

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Posted on February 14, 2019 by: The Free Peach

KA Guy Does Push Ups at Zete Party to Impress Girls

Whether it was truly genius, or merely the weed he smoked earlier, Earnhardt’s idea changed the world of Cal Greek Life.

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Posted on February 13, 2019February 13, 2019 by: The Free Peach

Couple Hooking Up for 8 Months That Has Yet to Define Their Relationship Plans to Celebrate Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is here, and all over UC Berkeley love is in the air, which is a refreshing change of pace from the smoke or the lingering sensation that you’re not good enough.

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Posted on February 11, 2019 by: The Free Peach

QUIZ: Do You Want Bangs or Did the Boy You Like Just Leave You on Read

The seductive idea crosses every girl’s mind at least once: should you get bangs? Although always tempting, this fun and flirty hairdo can quickly turn …

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Posted on February 7, 2019September 28, 2022 by: The Free Peach

Study Abroad With ISIS Going Poorly

“When I rushed ISIS last year, I was promised a fun semester abroad in the desert with a tight-knit community of like-minded individuals.”

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Posted on February 6, 2019February 6, 2019 by: The Free Peach

Tang Screws Up And Accidentally Switches Carol Christ’s STD Test Results With Chad’s

With a new semester comes a new Tang visits, including from our very own Carol Christ.

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Posted on February 6, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Sarah Cassell

Who Said It: Isabella Chow Or A Sentient Piece Of Garbage?

It’s a harder quiz than you think.

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