In anticipation of this Saturday’s game day, the University of California, Berkeley has purchased the Alta Bates Summit Medical Center as a new dorm for alcohol poisoned teens.
Fiji Sincerely Sorry Its Homophobic Slurs Were Caught On Video
“We promise that this will never happen again because while we’re not going to address the deep-rooted homophobia and toxic masculinity in our organization, you can be damn-well sure we’ll be quieter next time!”
Shocking: UC Berkeley Fraternity Organizes Volleyball Tournament for Charity
“We actually lost a lot of money doing this event,” claimed (ΒΜΠ) Philanthropy chair Trevor Blench, “the sand cost us like $7,000. It seems a little ridiculous in hindsight when there is a perfectly good beach volleyball court a few blocks away. But fuck it, now we have sand in our backyard how epic is that! So much beer die and Spikeball opportunity.”
7 Facts About Finals Season at UC Berkeley
The 1st of May always means one thing: Finals Season has begun. Dead Week and Finals Week are right around the corner and students are …
10 Songs You NEED To Play At Your Spring Date Party
We guarantee that no matter who’s throwing the party or who you’re there with, these 10 songs will electrify the party like nothing else.
What My Last Six Braincells Are Thinking After Coachella
If you too only have six brain cells left, read this article and share it with your friends!
Top Thirty Songs We Heard On Cal Day
Swan Lake, Act 3. No. 16 Ballabile: Dance of the Corps de Ballet and the Dwarves: Moderato assai, Allegro vivo.
The Definitive Ranking of Taylor Swift Albums, Which Yes, I Can Still Listen To and Be Woke. Get Off My Back.
Don’t you fucking judge me, okay? Look, I’m like super woke. I went to the women’s march.
Top Four Places To Send Refugees From Florida Once Everything Fucking Floods
Because climate change isn’t real, right?
Listen: What Did You Expect? (by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences)
Okay, okay. So you’re all upset that we gave Green Book the Oscar for Best Picture. Hell, some of our members here at the Academy probably are too. But before you throw a temper tantrum, just listen:
What did you expect?