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Posted on April 4, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Maddie Heath

Leaked! White Lotus Season 3 Actually Just Found Footage of Kappa Girls in Cabo

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico — Writer and director of the hit show White Lotus, Mike White, revealed that Season 3 will not only take place …

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Posted on February 16, 2023September 27, 2023 by: valzzz

Feminist Flyered on Sproul by Sorority Secretly ‘a Little Bit Flattered’

BERKELEY, Calif. – As UC Berkeley enters a new semester, fraternities and sororities have been scanning Sproul Plaza for visually-promising spring recruits. Sophomore and feminist …

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Posted on April 28, 2022April 28, 2022 by: The Free Peach

Fraternity Kappa Alpha Order Hosts Diversity Training in Robert E. Lee Conference Room

Content Warning: This article contains content discussing Confederate Army generals, slavery, the Klu Klux Klan, and more generally, white men being racist pieces of shit.  …

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Posted on April 14, 2022September 4, 2025 by: The Free Peach

Freshman Found Adhered to Floor of Frat House Just Wants to Go Home

BERKELEY, Calif. – Late Sunday afternoon campus officials responded to reports that freshman Cindy Falseton had been inadvertently stuck to the basement floor of the …

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Posted on September 17, 2020May 5, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

Zeus to Punish Greek Life for Hubris

BERKELEY, Calif. — Havoc broke out Saturday as a KA brother unleashed unknowable power upon his peers.  “Who hath dared to party-foul Zeus, Ruler of …

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