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Posted on May 22, 2020September 11, 2021 by: Lily Green

I’m A Republican and I Think COVID-19 Is Nothing Compared To Those Scary Clowns From 2016

America, we will never be able to agree on everything. We all want what’s best for our country, and we all have different ideas of …

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Posted on February 4, 2020September 11, 2021 by: Lily Green

Team Edward Caucusing For Joe Biden

According to polling data out of Iowa, the majority of Team Edward is enthusiastically looking forward to supporting Former Vice President Joe Biden in the …

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Posted on December 17, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Lily Green

The 10 Hottest Things A Man Can Do

4. Smile at me while owning a vintage camera.

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Posted on November 21, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Lily Green

ATTENTION: Manic Pixie Dream Girl for Hire!

I have bangs and glasses. I play the ukulele. And I have four pairs of overalls.

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Posted on November 13, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Lily Green

A Day In The Life of the FBI Man In My Webcam

The American public is under constant surveillance, and social media only aids in these pursuits. Mark Zuckerberg is sitting on a huge cache of my …

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Posted on November 9, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Lily Green

Mastering The Art of Asking A Question That’s Actually a Statement — A Manifesto

My peers ask me this all the time. “Why can’t you just ask a question like everybody else?” and “Why do you insist on taking up space?”

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Posted on October 25, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Lily Green

I Talk So Much In Section Because I Must Preserve America’s Democracy: By Every Male Political Science Major

Some people can’t handle the discourse I inspire. Okay, fine, you made me say it – these people are usually women.

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Posted on October 22, 2019May 13, 2021 by: The Free Peach

TFP Presents: RuthWatch

As I contemplate the hold that my government has over my rights, opportunities, and access to my own medical services in a land that is supposed to be “free,” I sit and wonder. What is freedom? I close my eyes and think of RBG.

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