America, we will never be able to agree on everything. We all want what’s best for our country, and we all have different ideas of …
Team Edward Caucusing For Joe Biden
According to polling data out of Iowa, the majority of Team Edward is enthusiastically looking forward to supporting Former Vice President Joe Biden in the …
ATTENTION: Manic Pixie Dream Girl for Hire!
I have bangs and glasses. I play the ukulele. And I have four pairs of overalls.
A Day In The Life of the FBI Man In My Webcam
The American public is under constant surveillance, and social media only aids in these pursuits. Mark Zuckerberg is sitting on a huge cache of my …
Mastering The Art of Asking A Question That’s Actually a Statement — A Manifesto
My peers ask me this all the time. “Why can’t you just ask a question like everybody else?” and “Why do you insist on taking up space?”
I Talk So Much In Section Because I Must Preserve America’s Democracy: By Every Male Political Science Major
Some people can’t handle the discourse I inspire. Okay, fine, you made me say it – these people are usually women.
TFP Presents: RuthWatch
As I contemplate the hold that my government has over my rights, opportunities, and access to my own medical services in a land that is supposed to be “free,” I sit and wonder. What is freedom? I close my eyes and think of RBG.