Campus Bathrooms to Now Require Two Factor Authentication
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April 24, 2025
Making the Founders Proud! University of California Changes Hiring Policy to “Whites Only”
March 20, 2025
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“Call for Smiles and Positivity”: Chancellor Rich Lyons Shares Uplifting Video Message During the Armageddon
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Berkeley Consulting Replaces Interviews with “Naked and Afraid” Style Game Show
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