What really goes on at Epsilon Eta hazing events?
I’ll Tell You Where You Should Go For Spring Break, But Only If You Help Me Out Of This Little Hole
I’d be totally down to tell you where to go for spring break, but I need you to help me out of this tiny, dirty hole. Sound good?
Spaghetti Is The Worst Noodle And This Is Why (by Cal Dining)
The Following Argument is completely unbiased and objective.
18 Things The Person Who Got Up In The Middle of Your Discussion Section is Actually Doing
Getting their tennis racquet restrung.
Nobel Laureate Ghost Pledging [Redacted]
If a rule is broken in a fraternity and it doesn’t cause national outrage, is it really broken at all?
Is Everything Fucking Falling Apart, Or Is It Just February?
But wait, is everything fucking falling apart, or is it just February?
10 Best Places On Campus To Find Out You’ve Got Chlamydia
Seeing as your unscrupulous urinary tract saw some prodding recently, we’ve aggregated a list of the best places to find out that your Tang Center-sponsored STD test came back 100% positive for Chlamydia. Clap Clap.