Thus saith the Lord, hunty!
I’ll Tell You Where You Should Go For Spring Break, But Only If You Help Me Out Of This Little Hole
I’d be totally down to tell you where to go for spring break, but I need you to help me out of this tiny, dirty hole. Sound good?
Spaghetti Is The Worst Noodle And This Is Why (by Cal Dining)
The Following Argument is completely unbiased and objective.
18 Things The Person Who Got Up In The Middle of Your Discussion Section is Actually Doing
Getting their tennis racquet restrung.
Nobel Laureate Ghost Pledging [Redacted]
If a rule is broken in a fraternity and it doesn’t cause national outrage, is it really broken at all?
Is Everything Fucking Falling Apart, Or Is It Just February?
But wait, is everything fucking falling apart, or is it just February?