After frequenting CorePower enough, it’s become impossible to tell whether you’re just a newfound yogi or Janice Parker, a 38-year-old mother of two from Piedmont …
4 Sex Positions to Try Before You Find Out He’s Republican
Here are four sex positions to make you feel fleetingly alive before your life-force is eradicated by the realization that you boinked someone who voted third-party “on principle”!
KA Guy Does Push Ups at Zete Party to Impress Girls
Whether it was truly genius, or merely the weed he smoked earlier, Earnhardt’s idea changed the world of Cal Greek Life.
The Next Steve Jobs? The Founder of This Tech Start-Up Is Dead
“That being said, we are immensely proud of Travis’ accomplishments in achieving at the age of 34 what Steve Jobs could not even achieve until 56.”
Couple Hooking Up for 8 Months That Has Yet to Define Their Relationship Plans to Celebrate Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day is here, and all over UC Berkeley love is in the air, which is a refreshing change of pace from the smoke or the lingering sensation that you’re not good enough.
QUIZ: Do You Want Bangs or Did the Boy You Like Just Leave You on Read
The seductive idea crosses every girl’s mind at least once: should you get bangs? Although always tempting, this fun and flirty hairdo can quickly turn …
Home Town Hero: Stacy From Media Studies 10 Keeps Telling Us She’s From LA Even Though It’s Week Three And We Already Know!
Despite the fact that literally, no one asked, and that it’s week fucking three, Sherman Oaks’ finest continued to remind her peers she was from somewhere people are usually gentrified out of living in.
Tang Screws Up And Accidentally Switches Carol Christ’s STD Test Results With Chad’s
With a new semester comes a new Tang visits, including from our very own Carol Christ.
The Great American Challenge Special Edition: The Great American State Of The Union
So for all of you out there who are tuning in to listen to the mind-numbing, presumably incomprehensible string of words, here’s a drinking game to kill your brain cells just a little bit faster than listening to Rudy Giuliani talking would.
‘You Suck and All of Your Friends Hate You,’ Says Report From You
A comprehensive survey carried out by you illustrates that 100% of you thinks you totally put your foot in your mouth when you were talking to Evelyn, and she definitely rolled her eyes at Lauren when she thought you couldn’t see.









