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Posted on February 19, 2019 by: The Free Peach

QUIZ: Are You 48-Year-Old Piedmont Mom Janice or Just a CorePower Regular?

After frequenting CorePower enough, it’s become impossible to tell whether you’re just a newfound yogi or Janice Parker, a 38-year-old mother of two from Piedmont …

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Posted on February 15, 2019September 25, 2019 by: The Free Peach

4 Sex Positions to Try Before You Find Out He’s Republican

Here are four sex positions to make you feel fleetingly alive before your life-force is eradicated by the realization that you boinked someone who voted third-party “on principle”!

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Posted on February 14, 2019 by: The Free Peach

KA Guy Does Push Ups at Zete Party to Impress Girls

Whether it was truly genius, or merely the weed he smoked earlier, Earnhardt’s idea changed the world of Cal Greek Life.

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Posted on February 13, 2019February 13, 2019 by: The Free Peach

The Next Steve Jobs? The Founder of This Tech Start-Up Is Dead

“That being said, we are immensely proud of Travis’ accomplishments in achieving at the age of 34 what Steve Jobs could not even achieve until 56.”

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Posted on February 13, 2019February 13, 2019 by: The Free Peach

Couple Hooking Up for 8 Months That Has Yet to Define Their Relationship Plans to Celebrate Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is here, and all over UC Berkeley love is in the air, which is a refreshing change of pace from the smoke or the lingering sensation that you’re not good enough.

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Posted on February 11, 2019 by: The Free Peach

QUIZ: Do You Want Bangs or Did the Boy You Like Just Leave You on Read

The seductive idea crosses every girl’s mind at least once: should you get bangs? Although always tempting, this fun and flirty hairdo can quickly turn …

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Posted on February 8, 2019 by: The Free Peach

Home Town Hero: Stacy From Media Studies 10 Keeps Telling Us She’s From LA Even Though It’s Week Three And We Already Know!

Despite the fact that literally, no one asked, and that it’s week fucking three, Sherman Oaks’ finest continued to remind her peers she was from somewhere people are usually gentrified out of living in.

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Posted on February 6, 2019February 6, 2019 by: The Free Peach

Tang Screws Up And Accidentally Switches Carol Christ’s STD Test Results With Chad’s

With a new semester comes a new Tang visits, including from our very own Carol Christ.

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Posted on February 6, 2019March 5, 2019 by: The Free Peach

The Great American Challenge Special Edition: The Great American State Of The Union

So for all of you out there who are tuning in to listen to the mind-numbing, presumably incomprehensible string of words, here’s a drinking game to kill your brain cells just a little bit faster than listening to Rudy Giuliani talking would.

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Posted on February 6, 2019February 6, 2019 by: The Free Peach

‘You Suck and All of Your Friends Hate You,’ Says Report From You

A comprehensive survey carried out by you illustrates that 100% of you thinks you totally put your foot in your mouth when you were talking to Evelyn, and she definitely rolled her eyes at Lauren when she thought you couldn’t see.

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