ASUC Superb presents: ASUC Superb
UC Berkeley Turns All Libraries Into Coffee Shops
The change comes after local coffee shop Sacks turned so anti-talking and anti-human interaction that Doe library started to sound like Pratt & Whitney F100 Turbofan jet engine in comparison.
I Don’t Know Where Li Ka Shing Is, And I Don’t Care! (by that guy in your PoliSci class)
I have no idea where this place is. In fact, I’ve strategically avoided asking where Li Ka Shing was for like, the entire time I’ve been on campus since 2015. FSM cafe? Been there. Moffitt? Been there. Li Ka Shing? Might as well be in Albany.
32 Things We Would Rather Read Than The Daily Cal
We can’t read that well, but there sure are a lot of things we’d rather read than The Daily Cal.
Should I Go To Lecture? (by you)
I probably should go to class. I haven’t been to the last two lectures. Or maybe it was the last three lectures. But, that was after the midterm so those ones don’t even really count as skipping because it’s like a free day.
Hundreds Of Minds Changed At Daily Cal Elections Forum
“I really felt like the space was welcoming for me, a politically neutral ASUC outsider.”
Berkeley Economics Major Jealous Of Friend Who Actually Enjoys What They Study
Wait, people actually enjoy what they study?
Sexiled Roommate Commanded By God To Lead Israelites Out of Bondage
Thus saith the Lord, hunty!









