Dear Reader, Hello. It is I, The Free Peach. You may have heard of me. If you haven’t, that’s okay. But if you’re reading this, …
Berkeley Professor Requires Purchase of Reader from Copy Central For Online Course
BERKELEY, Calif. – UC Berkeley professor Claude McClaude sparked outrage recently with his controversial decision to require his students to purchase a hard copy of …
Berkeley PD Cybercrimes Division Tracks Zoombomber IP Address to Washington Elementary
When administrators decided to move the UC Berkeley faculty and student body towards “remote learning” in this last month, many obstacles were expected. While …
Former ASUC Senator Milton Zerman Pursues Podcast Career with Ben Shapiro
ASUC Senator Milton Zerman resigned from the ASUC at their last senate meeting, February 19th, 2020. While his resignation will not be made official until …
A Beginner’s Guide to Flirting in Class
Okay, so it’s week three, and by now you’ve definitely spotted the L&S Hotties in your Dwinelle lecture hall. It can be very hard to …
I Neutered My Dog But Then He Came Out Of The Closet
I want my money back Did you know it costs between $50-$250 to neuter your dog? Of course, there are the DIY Pinterest types that …
SUPERB Committees Most Likely to Spit on You (Ranked)
While they might seem like light spitters, the Concerts committee members sure know how to turn a mosh pit into a mosh spit.
Transfer Student from Alabama Claims F in CS70 “Just a Quality Loss”
“To be honest, we knew [Sabin]’s whole ‘quality loss’ thing was a crock of shit,” the advisor said. “But he’s polite, he understands basic hygiene, and his parents have donated $100,000 to the department every semester since he transferred here.”
Frozen 2: Man Arrested for Having Sex with Olaf Doll in a Supermarket
The Olaf doll was promptly destroyed after the Florida man’s acts, sending a signal to Floridians statewide that doing things like that is not okay.
TFP Presents: RuthWatch
As I contemplate the hold that my government has over my rights, opportunities, and access to my own medical services in a land that is supposed to be “free,” I sit and wonder. What is freedom? I close my eyes and think of RBG.