I probably should go to class. I haven’t been to the last two lectures. Or maybe it was the last three lectures. But, that was after the midterm so those ones don’t even really count as skipping because it’s like a free day.
In honor of that, let’s take a look at some wrestlers who’ll be in those events and try to imagine what they’d be like if they went to Cal.
Look at you! You’re in a Poli-Sci discussion section! A small, disgusting room crammed with 21 people who each think they have a genius-level IQ and yet struggle to perform basic arithmetic
“I really felt like the space was welcoming for me, a politically neutral ASUC outsider.”
April Fool’s Day! Our favorite holiday of the year. Nothing says “LOL” like telling your boyfriend Jack that you’re over, and then saying April Fool’s, then him being like “no, I think this is the right path for us.” Anyway, here’s 35 Quirky April Fools Jokes!
What the hell is wrong with you, Beto?
Wait, people actually enjoy what they study?
But the truth is, this problem is a systemic infection of the entire ASUC.
Where to begin? I am free, untethered, uninhibited by this mortal coil and the bounds of acceptable social behaviors.
In the spirit of Spring Break, take this quiz to find out which character you are from the movie.