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Posted on February 23, 2022 by: The Free Peach

Male Feminist Watches Euphoria for Sydney Sweeney’s Personality

BERKELEY, Calif. — As Euphoria viewers debate whether or not Sydney Sweeney’s nudity in Euphoria is “necessary vulnerability that adds to the art” or “just …

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Posted on January 6, 2022April 27, 2023 by: The Free Peach

Tragic: Hometown Tinder

SAN FRANCISCO — Nationwide, college students home for the holidays have dared to attempt one of the bravest and horniest activities known to humankind. Psychologists …

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Posted on December 9, 2021June 2, 2023 by: The Free Peach

I Lived It: I Got Lost Exiting Main Stacks and Somehow Surfaced at Shen Yun 2018

I remember it like it was yesterday. I had done a couple of hours’ worth of work in Main Stacks (like a champ) and was …

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Posted on November 30, 2021 by: The Free Peach

QUIZ: Tell Us Your Hogwarts House and We’ll Tell You You’re a Fucking Nerd!

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Posted on November 27, 2021 by: The Free Peach

Santa’s Elves Excited to Take Seasonal Break From Working Behind MLK Amazon Lockers

BERKELEY, Calif. – With the holiday season now kicking into full gear, Santa’s elves are moving back up to the North Pole for their Christmastime …

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Posted on November 26, 2021December 6, 2021 by: The Free Peach

HBOMax Brings Back Smallpox for Special One-Time Thanksgiving Reunion 

NEW YORK — HBOMax has announced smallpox as the latest recipient of a 2020s reunion and popularity resurgence.  “We’re excited to bring Thanksgiving back to …

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Posted on November 10, 2021November 8, 2023 by: The Free Peach

Garbers Comes Out Against Testing, Including His English Final

BERKELEY, Calif.  — In a difficult-to-parse Twitter rant posted earlier today, Berkeley quarterback Chase Garbers came out against both COVID testing and, for some reason, …

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Posted on November 7, 2021June 2, 2023 by: The Free Peach

Report: Kindles Are Actually Very Cool and the People Who Use Them Have a Ton of Sex

BERKELEY, Calif. – A new, highly factual study has emerged illustrating that the elite few who read using Kindles are actually very cool and have …

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Posted on October 30, 2021June 2, 2023 by: The Free Peach

Halloweekend Lineup to Include ‘Super Hot Chicks and Culturally Appropriating Dicks’ Party

BERKELEY, Calif. – After a long-winded brainstorm session, the Berkeley Interfraternity Council came to the exciting conclusion that “Super Hot Chicks and Culturally Appropriating Dicks”-themed …

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Posted on October 27, 2021April 27, 2023 by: The Free Peach

Society Finally Sexualizing Asian Men Due to Fictional Game Where They All End Up Dead

LOS ANGELES — Thanks to the sensational worldwide Netflix hit Squid Game, our society has completed a full 180, effectively putting an end to the …

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