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September 11, 2021
OPINION: Voldemort Went to Stanford, So Harry Went to Stanford, Also Stanford is Hogwarts
August 27, 2021
20 Signs Your Berkeley Boyfriend Jerks Off to a Picture of Elon Musk
August 20, 2021
Pussy-Ass Students Still Want Mental Health Support for In-Person Instruction
August 19, 2021
5 Grad Photo Poses for Your Friend Group That Scream, ‘Best Friends Forever! (But We Fucking Hate You, Jessica. You Will Never Be One of Us.)’
April 29, 2021
4 Creative Ways to Acquire a Trader Joe’s Sweatshirt Besides Giving a Stellar Blowjob
April 19, 2021
BREAKING: New Student Admit Confesses They Love to Go Out, But Also Love a Chill Night In
April 8, 2021
Frats to Supply Bids for Women’s History Month Celebration
March 18, 2021
How to Outdoor-Cafe-Eye-Fuck Your Way Through a Pandemic, You Horny, Deprived Motherfucker
March 12, 2021
Vegan Co-Op Enjoys Delicious Meal of Quinoa, Beans, Quinoa, and Also Whip-Its
March 6, 2021
Heartbreaking! Sophomore’s LinkedIn Profile Edited From “Business Administration” to “Econ”
February 27, 2021