HBOMax Brings Back Smallpox for Special One-Time Thanksgiving Reunion
November 26, 2021
The Free Peach
Garbers Comes Out Against Testing, Including His English Final
November 10, 2021
Report: Kindles Are Actually Very Cool and the People Who Use Them Have a Ton of Sex
November 7, 2021
Halloweekend Lineup to Include ‘Super Hot Chicks and Culturally Appropriating Dicks’ Party
October 30, 2021
Society Finally Sexualizing Asian Men Due to Fictional Game Where They All End Up Dead
October 27, 2021
Hot and Cold: Natural Phenomenon Otherwise Known as “Weather” Grips Berkeley
October 21, 2021
Berkeley Student Well-Being Emails to Remind You That You Are a Piece of Shit
October 19, 2021
Mercury is in Retrograde, Which is Why You’ve Been A Piece of Shit For 21 Years
October 14, 2021
Blatantly Catering to the Female Gaze: This Boy Wears Glasses
October 12, 2021
Big Student Athlete Loves His Little Scooter
October 2, 2021
Quiz: How Many Exclamation Points Should You Add to the Email You’re Sending Your Professor So You Don’t Feel Guilty About Being a Woman?
September 27, 2021
Don’t Tell Prof. Reich: Capitalism is Only Okay When I’m Fucking a Hot Capitalist
September 24, 2021