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Posted on April 23, 2020October 7, 2021 by: Tyler Goldstein

Lori Loughlin Changes Defense Strategy, Claims USC Crew Team Is Now Rowing Just as Much as Olivia Jade Did in High School

LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Last year Lori Loughlin was accused of paying $500,000 to get her two daughters, Olivia Jade and Isabella Rose, into USC …

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Posted on April 17, 2020April 17, 2020 by: Tyler Goldstein

Mask Wearing Beta Male Grateful He No Longer Has to Pencil In Beard

Ross Kelley is grateful he no longer has to pencil in his beard every morning. Why? Thanks to COVID-19, he now wears a mask when …

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Posted on March 30, 2020October 7, 2021 by: Tyler Goldstein

Cal Zero Waste 2020 Finally Succeeds After Students Abandon Campus Amidst COVID-19

BERKELEY, Calif.— “We finally did it!” The heads of Cal Zero Waste 2020 have declared victory. Zero waste has finally been achieved.  I recently had …

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