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Tag: ASUC Elections

Posted on April 14, 2023April 15, 2023 by: Tohar Zamir

Some Much Needed Reform: Oski No Longer Has Veto Power Over the ASUC Senate

BERKELEY, Calif. – Following a contentious vote, the totalled tallies on Friday evening signified a shocking victory for reform-advocates on campus; in an overwhelming 65% …

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Posted on April 15, 2022April 15, 2022 by: Tyler Goldstein

Overworked Daily Cal Writer Didn’t Want to Be Saved

Let me paint you a picture. Every single week, you have to write a 500-plus word article (with verified sources!) that maybe four people other …

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Posted on April 13, 2022 by: bennettfees

ASUC Voters Pass Ballot Initiative to Resurrect Grinnell Using Blood of Mark Fisher

BERKELEY, Calif. – The ASUC Ballot initiative to resurrect Grinnell the Falcon, who died under mysterious circumstances several weeks ago, using the blood of campus …

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Posted on May 1, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Maeve Sneddon

10 Things You Can Finally Do Now That You’ve Been Disqualified from the ASUC Senate

Not to worry! Here are some things you can do with your newfound disqualification from the ASUC!

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Posted on April 3, 2019April 3, 2019 by: The Free Peach

Hundreds Of Minds Changed At Daily Cal Elections Forum

“I really felt like the space was welcoming for me, a politically neutral ASUC outsider.”

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Posted on April 1, 2019May 13, 2021 by: The Free Peach

If CalSERVE Is So Progressive, Why Won’t They Pay Me A Living Wage?

But the truth is, this problem is a systemic infection of the entire ASUC.

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Posted on March 7, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Ethan Schlatter

Reviewing Student Action’s Executive Slate Based Only on their Photos

If you don’t agree with our assessment, we guess you could actually read into the candidate’s platforms, but that seems like overkill.

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Posted on March 7, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Ethan Schlatter

Reviewing Cal SERVE’s Executive Slate Based Only on their Photos

And by exhaustive and thorough, we mean we looked at their announcement photos and made up some shit that feels accurate.

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Posted on March 5, 2019March 5, 2019 by: The Free Peach

41 Facts About The ASUC

Wow! So many facts about the ASUC.

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