Not to worry! Here are some things you can do with your newfound disqualification from the ASUC!
“I really felt like the space was welcoming for me, a politically neutral ASUC outsider.”
But the truth is, this problem is a systemic infection of the entire ASUC.
If you don’t agree with our assessment, we guess you could actually read into the candidate’s platforms, but that seems like overkill.
And by exhaustive and thorough, we mean we looked at their announcement photos and made up some shit that feels accurate.
Wow! So many facts about the ASUC.