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Posted on March 9, 2021September 11, 2021 by: anniebushh

In Recognition of Midterm Season, Accommodating Professor Eliminates Recorded Song/Dance Component Of Mandatory Four Thousand Word Discussion Post

“Any other questions can be answered in my syllabus on my wife’s cousin’s website, in the ‘Extra Supplemental Materials’ folder on bCourses, or in a little treasure box buried in my backyard if you fuckers can find it.”

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Posted on November 26, 2019September 28, 2022 by: The Free Peach

Subject Of Future Manifesto Just Thinks Of Tyler As A Friend

UC Berkeley sophomore Maya Paredes admitted to friends and colleagues that she only thinks of classmate Tyler Ebner as a friend, blissfully ignorant of the fact that she serves as the sole basis and inspiration for the incel manifesto he will one day write. 

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Posted on March 4, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Sammy Cornick

23 Places Your Humanities GSI Will Be Holding Office Hours This Semester Because The School Didn’t Give Them A Proper Office, Silly

Wherever your Humanities GSI’s office may be, it doesn’t really matter because we all know you won’t be going to office hours anyway!

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