BERKELEY, Calif – In a totally unsurprising turn of events, the Economic Consulting for Consultants Who Consult Club President Constance Lee Ongline’s liberal use of …
UC Berkeley Announces Exciting 150+ Community Member Giveaway!
BERKELEY, Calif. – In a long-awaited team-up between two all-star administrations, UC Berkeley has officially announced the beginning of their collaboration with the federal government …
Project Partner Sends When2Meet to Decide When to Send the When2Meet
BERKELEY, Calif. – In a thrilling display of productivity fit for an unpaid internship at Tesla, sophomore Nein Tofive sent his unsuspecting CS project partner …
Berkeley Edges Spring Weather
Berkeley fucks me in a number of ways – the lack of walkable grocery stores, drivers who shouldn’t even be allowed to play Mario Kart …
Karl Marx Denounces Socialism After Visiting Berkeley Co-ops
BERKELEY, Calif.– Karl Marx’s recent visit to a UC Berkeley co-op has resulted in the founder of the communist ideology’s decision to redact previous statements …
Chancellor Christ Vows to Keep Berkeley’s Historic Free Speech Legacy Historical
BERKELEY, Calif. — Following student protests outside of a planned event featuring anti-Palestinian speaker and IDF soldier Ran Bar-Yoshafat, Chancellor Carol Christ sent an email to the …
LS 110: ‘Brilliance of Berkeley’ Exclusive New Course Syllabus Preview
To introduce new students to the extensive history and incredible accomplishments of UC Berkeley, the College of Letters and Science has introduced a new class …
Career Confusion: Is Handshake Really Necessary or Can I Just Apply Directly with a Handjob?
Listen, I think I’m speaking for everyone when I say: whatever happened to the good old days when a nice, firm handjob was enough to …
UC Berkeley #1 in Number of Templated Hackathon App Creators Calling Themselves ‘Founders’ on LinkedIn
BERKELEY, Calif. — After routinely residing at the top of reputable rankings lists such as bobsratings.com, BestSchoolz, and InflateMyEgo, UC Berkeley once again leaps ahead …
Shoes-Off Household Also Apparently No-Vacuuming Household
BERKELEY, Calif.– Fueled by the torrential downpour of returning students, the City of Berkeley has been awash with new apartment arrangements poking up through the …