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Posted on September 3, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Amanda Mier

5 Things to “Do” with Your English Major

Faced with the intrusive, probing question of all dads, dads’ friends, (ex)boyfriends, and weird, overly jovial older men at the gym to whom you respond out of common decency, it’s easy to take the coward’s way out and mutter something vague about a startup. Because really, what are you going to do with your English degree?

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Posted on August 29, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

Young Father Seeking Advice: Should I Sacrifice my Daughter to Satan?

I don’t care about being rich or famous or any of that typical bullshit Satan promises. Certainly not enough to sacrifice Amanda, my eight-year-old daughter.

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Posted on February 18, 2019May 13, 2021 by: The Free Peach

UC Berkeley Is SILENCING Our Organization by Not Letting Us Use a Room We Didn’t Reserve (by Jayonnaise Rutherford III)

It is the responsibility of this school to let any organization host events anytime, anywhere on campus at a moment’s notice, and failure to do so is a violation of the First Amendment, the Non-Aggression Principle, and our very civil rights.

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Posted on February 8, 2019 by: The Free Peach

Home Town Hero: Stacy From Media Studies 10 Keeps Telling Us She’s From LA Even Though It’s Week Three And We Already Know!

Despite the fact that literally, no one asked, and that it’s week fucking three, Sherman Oaks’ finest continued to remind her peers she was from somewhere people are usually gentrified out of living in.

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Posted on February 6, 2019March 5, 2019 by: The Free Peach

The Great American Challenge Special Edition: The Great American State Of The Union

So for all of you out there who are tuning in to listen to the mind-numbing, presumably incomprehensible string of words, here’s a drinking game to kill your brain cells just a little bit faster than listening to Rudy Giuliani talking would.

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Posted on February 6, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Ethan Schlatter

Berkeley Consulting Club Founded To Consult Other Berkeley Consulting Clubs

Berkeley Consulting Club Comprehensively Consulting Confused Consulting Clubs (BCCCCCCC) or (BC7) founded this year by a group of 12 “pre-Haas” majors, is already one of the top clubs on campus.

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Posted on February 4, 2019 by: The Free Peach

30 Facts About Caffe Strada For 30 Years Of Business

30 little-known facts about everyone’s favorite coffee shop!

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Posted on January 28, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Kelsey Ferrell

Did your Roommate Do the Dishes, or Was it a Ghost?

Whoa, this is seriously freaky: you just came home from the underrated anthropology library and opened your front door to see an empty sink and …

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Posted on January 25, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

University of California Announces Plan to Open New UC Inside UC Berkeley

BERKELEY – Californians, particularly residents of Berkeley, California, and students at the University of California, Berkeley, were shocked this morning as the University of California …

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