According to multiple, visibly shaken sources, a virtual LinkedIn networking event held on Saturday night by Berkeley Haas Students in Haas ended in shambles when …
Next Presidential Debate Replaced by Charcuterie Board Making Competition
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an announcement made late last night by the Commission on Presidential Debates, the American public was made aware of a historic …
President Trump Endorses Eighth Grader’s COVID-19 Fart Test
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to White House Chief Fart Correspondent William Barr, President Trump has officially come out in support of the COVID-19 Fart Test …
Third Wave Feminism Expands: Women Against Daylight Savings Time
Sojourner Truth, Susan Anthony, Gloria Steinem, Oprah Winfrey, Emma Watson, Polly Parkinson. Oh? You don’t recognize the last name on that list of iconic and …
Heartwarming: SAE Member Converts to Judaism so he can Miss Class on Rosh Hashanah
We at The Free Peach are personally looking forward to shadowing Mr. Murray, soon to be Chadberg Michaelberg Murrayberg
ASUC-Inspired Drinking Game: Get Drunk and be Politically Aware
Drink a beer for every person that covers the livestream camera by sitting in front of it and showing their buttcrack.