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Posted on October 15, 2021 by: Bernard Chan

Cal Announces New Course Enrollment Process

“I can’t share all of the details, but our new plan fundamentally makes class enrollment fairer,” Vice Chancellor of Enrollment Todd Bondy announced in a press release. “We just want to test the true will and desire of students to be enrolled in the classes they want.”

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Posted on August 28, 2021October 7, 2021 by: Tyler Goldstein

The 5 Best Places to Spend Flex Dollars

If you’re a freshman on campus, the meal plan that you were forced to buy likely includes flex dollars. You are probably wondering where on Earth you can spend this precious fake currency. Luckily, The Free Peach has compiled a list of the many convenient, delicious spots that will accept your flex dollars. Bon appétit.

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Posted on October 20, 2020May 6, 2021 by: Tyler Goldstein

Clark Kerr Freshman Reports Understanding Poverty for First Time After Running Out of Flex Dollars Mid-Semester

BERKELEY, Calif. — Julia White, a freshman living at Clark Kerr who recently ran out of flex dollars, reported that, for the first time in …

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