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Posted on April 25, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Sam MacKinnon

What My Last Six Braincells Are Thinking After Coachella

If you too only have six brain cells left, read this article and share it with your friends!

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Posted on April 20, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Sam MacKinnon

What To Email Your Professor When You’re Skipping Class To Go To Coachella

It’s imperative that you email your Professors and GSI’s a valid excuse for your upcoming absence from class, which will truthfully be due to a drug-fueled wonder party, but you can’t actually be honest about it! Here’s an example email that’s sure to work on your teachers.

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Posted on March 21, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Sam MacKinnon

Which Spring Breaker Are You?

In the spirit of Spring Break, take this quiz to find out which character you are from the movie.

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Posted on March 19, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Sam MacKinnon

Berkeley Fraternities As Characters Of “Game Of Thrones”

Without further ado, a masterpiece!

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Posted on March 5, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Sam MacKinnon

The Bachelor Finale Drinking Game

Side effects may include but are not limited to: blacking out and alcohol poisoning.

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Posted on February 27, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Sam MacKinnon

Youngest Class Ever?: Meet UC Berkeley’s Class of 2023

The first wave of UC Berkeley’s class of 2023 has arrived! Apparently, these are some of the best applicants ever. We at The Free Peach did a little bit of investigating to figure out who exactly these new students are

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Posted on February 19, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Sam MacKinnon

Taio Cruz Defined The Year 2009 and if You Disagree with Me You’re Wrong

However, there was one year that was the highlight of my time chaperoning: 2009. Why you may ask? Because that was the year that Taio Cruz released the song Dynamite, and changed the face of middle school dances for all of 2009.

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Posted on February 15, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Sam MacKinnon

Breaking: Rhetoric 103B Professor Masks Valentine’s Day Loneliness with Marxist Gusto

PSA: After the first few weeks of class, a number of seats have opened up! It’s not too late to sign up for Rhetoric 103B and be even closer to that coveted humanities degree that employers are dying to see!

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