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I Don’t Know Where Li Ka Shing Is, And I Don’t Care! (by that guy in your PoliSci class)
I have no idea where this place is. In fact, I’ve strategically avoided asking where Li Ka Shing was for like, the entire time I’ve been on campus since 2015. FSM cafe? Been there. Moffitt? Been there. Li Ka Shing? Might as well be in Albany.
If CalSERVE Is So Progressive, Why Won’t They Pay Me A Living Wage?
But the truth is, this problem is a systemic infection of the entire ASUC.
Spaghetti Is The Worst Noodle And This Is Why (by Cal Dining)
The Following Argument is completely unbiased and objective.
Mandela Effect Case Study: Didn’t UC Berkeley Use To Be Cool?
Is anyone else freaking out about this?
I Won’t Tell My Mom I Love Her Because She Uses An Android
Sorry mom, but get an iPhone, or get the fuck out of my life.
Taio Cruz Defined The Year 2009 and if You Disagree with Me You’re Wrong
However, there was one year that was the highlight of my time chaperoning: 2009. Why you may ask? Because that was the year that Taio Cruz released the song Dynamite, and changed the face of middle school dances for all of 2009.
UC Berkeley Is SILENCING Our Organization by Not Letting Us Use a Room We Didn’t Reserve (by Jayonnaise Rutherford III)
It is the responsibility of this school to let any organization host events anytime, anywhere on campus at a moment’s notice, and failure to do so is a violation of the First Amendment, the Non-Aggression Principle, and our very civil rights.