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Posted on April 25, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Sam MacKinnon

What My Last Six Braincells Are Thinking After Coachella

If you too only have six brain cells left, read this article and share it with your friends!

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Posted on April 11, 2019May 13, 2021 by: The Free Peach

I Don’t Know Where Li Ka Shing Is, And I Don’t Care! (by that guy in your PoliSci class)

I have no idea where this place is. In fact, I’ve strategically avoided asking where Li Ka Shing was for like, the entire time I’ve been on campus since 2015. FSM cafe? Been there. Moffitt? Been there. Li Ka Shing? Might as well be in Albany.

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Posted on April 1, 2019May 13, 2021 by: The Free Peach

If CalSERVE Is So Progressive, Why Won’t They Pay Me A Living Wage?

But the truth is, this problem is a systemic infection of the entire ASUC.

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Posted on March 21, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Sammy Cornick

I’m Better Than You Because I Drink Black Coffee

Frappuccinos are the Chris Christie of politics.

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Posted on March 11, 2019May 13, 2021 by: The Free Peach

Spaghetti Is The Worst Noodle And This Is Why (by Cal Dining)

The Following Argument is completely unbiased and objective.

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Posted on March 8, 2019February 6, 2020 by: Kelsey Ferrell

Mandela Effect Case Study: Didn’t UC Berkeley Use To Be Cool?

Is anyone else freaking out about this?

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Posted on February 26, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Sammy Cornick

I Won’t Tell My Mom I Love Her Because She Uses An Android

Sorry mom, but get an iPhone, or get the fuck out of my life.

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Posted on February 19, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Sam MacKinnon

Taio Cruz Defined The Year 2009 and if You Disagree with Me You’re Wrong

However, there was one year that was the highlight of my time chaperoning: 2009. Why you may ask? Because that was the year that Taio Cruz released the song Dynamite, and changed the face of middle school dances for all of 2009.

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Posted on February 18, 2019May 13, 2021 by: The Free Peach

UC Berkeley Is SILENCING Our Organization by Not Letting Us Use a Room We Didn’t Reserve (by Jayonnaise Rutherford III)

It is the responsibility of this school to let any organization host events anytime, anywhere on campus at a moment’s notice, and failure to do so is a violation of the First Amendment, the Non-Aggression Principle, and our very civil rights.

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