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Posted on January 27, 2023January 28, 2023 by: Tyler Goldstein

Out-of-State Student Declares Bankruptcy Instead of Major

BERKELEY, Calif. – Sophomore Bridget Martin wanted to be a computer science major, but due to the high tuition costs for out-of-state students, she has …

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Posted on January 20, 2023January 21, 2023 by: Tohar Zamir

Clark Kerr Skeleton Evicted After Tuition Non-Payment

BERKELEY, Calif. – In a dormitory-wide email recently, UC Berkeley Housing notified some of the campus community that they had discovered “what is believed to …

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Posted on November 13, 2020May 6, 2021 by: Tyler Goldstein

Crime Reported: 31,000 Students Robbed of In Person Semester

UC Berkeley Police Department  Please note this message definitely contains information. I mean like, we’re using italics. You know shit’s serious when an email starts …

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Posted on April 22, 2020October 7, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

In Lieu of Tuition Relief, Carol Christ Offers Each Student an Otter Pop

  BERKELEY, Calif. – Recognizing the hefty price tag of an inadequate education, UC Berkeley Chancellor Carol Christ has announced an update to the university’s …

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