I think I speak for everyone when I say there should be more excuses to drink on a given weekday. Cultural drinking is quite honestly …
OPINION: Wouldn’t It Be So Cool if We All Started a Friend Group? Haha
Everyone should be my friend but in a group. I’m a fun and cool person. I write for the Free Peach and I never mention …
Student Testimony: ‘Logging Econ Lectures on Letterboxd Changed My Life’
BERKELEY, Calif. – After avoiding in-person classes for weeks, student River Smith finally discovered a way to make his ECON 150 lectures more interesting: logging …
6 Tips on Basic Bus Etiquette Since Apparently, You Think the 51B is Your Personal Fucking Chauffeur
1. You and Your Friends Are Terribly Boring Refusing to move to the back of the bus because you want to stand in the aisle …
New Mitski Appreciation Club Just the Saddest Gay People You Know
BERKELEY, Calif. – Following the success of UC Berkeley’s Taylor Swift Appreciation Club, a group of the absolute most depressed, melancholy queer people on campus …
Chancellor Christ Vows to Keep Berkeley’s Historic Free Speech Legacy Historical
BERKELEY, Calif. — Following student protests outside of a planned event featuring anti-Palestinian speaker and IDF soldier Ran Bar-Yoshafat, Chancellor Carol Christ sent an email to the …
Opinion: Increase Berkeley Time to 15 Minutes Because I’m Really Out of Shape
BERKELEY, Calif. – In this revolutionary opinion piece, I am officially calling for the university to increase Berkeley time from ten to fifteen minutes. The …
The Free Peach’s Unofficial Guide to Note-Taking at Berkeley
As the new semester starts, and many of you decide to try to go to class, we here at The Free Peach wanted to provide …
UC Berkeley Admin: People’s Park Stands in Way of ‘People’s Park Memorial Hall’
BERKELEY, Calif. — In the middle of the night on Jan. 3rd, campus officials deployed 1400 riot police to initiate long-anticipated plans to construct a …
‘It’s Hell for You,’ Decides Jesus, After You Press ‘No Tip’ on iPad
BERKELEY, Calif. – An all-knowing being came to a conclusion this morning when you made the life-damning decision of pressing ‘No Tip’ on the iPad. …