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Posted on April 30, 2024August 10, 2025 by: The Free Peach

‘Your Pussy Flaps are Out!’ and Four Other Empowering Things to Tell Your Friend Wearing Their Shortest Mini-Skirt

We’ve all been there. You’re out on the town with your girls gays and theys rocking your skankiest outfit on the same day that you …

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Posted on April 19, 2024April 19, 2024 by: sophiafingerman

‘Prepare to be Sick of Me’: Notes App ‘Poets’ Emboldened by Taylor Swift’s New Album

BERKELEY – Calif. A recent open mic hosted by the English Undergraduates Association could be a demonstration of an upcoming epidemic sweeping college campuses across …

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Posted on April 18, 2024 by: The Free Peach

Opinion: There Should Be More Excuses to Drink on a Weekday

I think I speak for everyone when I say there should be more excuses to drink on a given weekday. Cultural drinking is quite honestly …

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Posted on April 8, 2024 by: Megha Joshi

OPINION: Wouldn’t It Be So Cool if We All Started a Friend Group? Haha

Everyone should be my friend but in a group. I’m a fun and cool person. I write for the Free Peach and I never mention …

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Posted on March 13, 2024 by: ephiehauck

Student Testimony: ‘Logging Econ Lectures on Letterboxd Changed My Life’

BERKELEY, Calif. – After avoiding in-person classes for weeks, student River Smith finally discovered a way to make his ECON 150 lectures more interesting: logging …

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Posted on March 8, 2024 by: amychakladar

6 Tips on Basic Bus Etiquette Since Apparently, You Think the 51B is Your Personal Fucking Chauffeur

1. You and Your Friends Are Terribly Boring Refusing to move to the back of the bus because you want to stand in the aisle …

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Posted on March 6, 2024 by: Ajay Madala

New Mitski Appreciation Club Just the Saddest Gay People You Know

BERKELEY, Calif. – Following the success of UC Berkeley’s Taylor Swift Appreciation Club, a group of the absolute most depressed, melancholy queer people on campus …

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Posted on February 27, 2024 by: The Free Peach

Chancellor Christ Vows to Keep Berkeley’s Historic Free Speech Legacy Historical

BERKELEY, Calif. — Following student protests outside of a planned event featuring anti-Palestinian speaker and IDF soldier Ran Bar-Yoshafat, Chancellor Carol Christ sent an email to the …

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Posted on February 20, 2024March 15, 2024 by: amychakladar

Opinion: Increase Berkeley Time to 15 Minutes Because I’m Really Out of Shape

BERKELEY, Calif. – In this revolutionary opinion piece, I am officially calling for the university to increase Berkeley time from ten to fifteen minutes. The …

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Posted on January 28, 2024March 20, 2024 by: amychakladar

The Free Peach’s Unofficial Guide to Note-Taking at Berkeley

As the new semester starts, and many of you decide to try to go to class, we here at The Free Peach wanted to provide …

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