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Posted on December 11, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Sammy Cornick

White Girl from LA Fulfills Civic Duty of Criticizing Pop-Listeners Because Her Spotify Wrapped Has Tyler, the Creator in It

Even though you probably have never heard of these artists, it is my civic duty as a white, female teenager from Los Angeles to expose society to art and culture that is unique and different.

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Posted on December 9, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

I Went All the Way Out to Office Hours but There Wasn’t Even Sexual Tension Between Me and My GSI

So you go to office hours. You go, ready to see four months of buildup come to fruition. 

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Posted on December 4, 2019 by: The Free Peach

Transfer Student from Alabama Claims F in CS70 “Just a Quality Loss”

“To be honest, we knew [Sabin]’s whole ‘quality loss’ thing was a crock of shit,” the advisor said. “But he’s polite, he understands basic hygiene, and his parents have donated $100,000 to the department every semester since he transferred here.”

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Posted on November 26, 2019September 28, 2022 by: The Free Peach

Subject Of Future Manifesto Just Thinks Of Tyler As A Friend

UC Berkeley sophomore Maya Paredes admitted to friends and colleagues that she only thinks of classmate Tyler Ebner as a friend, blissfully ignorant of the fact that she serves as the sole basis and inspiration for the incel manifesto he will one day write. 

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Posted on November 23, 2019May 14, 2021 by: Vasiliki Koutsoulis

Speaking Next at UC Berkeley: Literally Anyone, I Guess

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last three years, you know that Berkeley has a history of stirring up controversy with some …

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Posted on November 22, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniella Rosen

Third Wave Feminism Expands: Women Against Daylight Savings Time

Sojourner Truth, Susan Anthony, Gloria Steinem, Oprah Winfrey, Emma Watson, Polly Parkinson. Oh? You don’t recognize the last name on that list of iconic and …

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Posted on November 21, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Lily Green

ATTENTION: Manic Pixie Dream Girl for Hire!

I have bangs and glasses. I play the ukulele. And I have four pairs of overalls.

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Posted on November 20, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Maeve Sneddon

Opinion: I Don’t Keep Snap Streaks With Conservatives

So for all you out there like me, I urge you, take a stand! Fight for what you believe in! If you were a real liberal, you wouldn’t Snapchat him back! 

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Posted on November 20, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Kelsey Ferrell

5 Reasons Why Count Olaf Was a Marxist

Don’t let the capitalist propaganda fool you! Count Olaf was no villain. He was simply a Marxist trying to redistribute capital from a nepotistic family to less fortunate often overlooked communities.

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Posted on November 19, 2019May 19, 2021 by: Cloe Wood

We Tried It: No Nut November

The mission: Last an entire month without eating any nuts or nut-adjacent products. 

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