Even though you probably have never heard of these artists, it is my civic duty as a white, female teenager from Los Angeles to expose society to art and culture that is unique and different.
I Went All the Way Out to Office Hours but There Wasn’t Even Sexual Tension Between Me and My GSI
So you go to office hours. You go, ready to see four months of buildup come to fruition.
Transfer Student from Alabama Claims F in CS70 “Just a Quality Loss”
“To be honest, we knew [Sabin]’s whole ‘quality loss’ thing was a crock of shit,” the advisor said. “But he’s polite, he understands basic hygiene, and his parents have donated $100,000 to the department every semester since he transferred here.”
Subject Of Future Manifesto Just Thinks Of Tyler As A Friend
UC Berkeley sophomore Maya Paredes admitted to friends and colleagues that she only thinks of classmate Tyler Ebner as a friend, blissfully ignorant of the fact that she serves as the sole basis and inspiration for the incel manifesto he will one day write.
Speaking Next at UC Berkeley: Literally Anyone, I Guess
Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last three years, you know that Berkeley has a history of stirring up controversy with some …
Third Wave Feminism Expands: Women Against Daylight Savings Time
Sojourner Truth, Susan Anthony, Gloria Steinem, Oprah Winfrey, Emma Watson, Polly Parkinson. Oh? You don’t recognize the last name on that list of iconic and …
ATTENTION: Manic Pixie Dream Girl for Hire!
I have bangs and glasses. I play the ukulele. And I have four pairs of overalls.
Opinion: I Don’t Keep Snap Streaks With Conservatives
So for all you out there like me, I urge you, take a stand! Fight for what you believe in! If you were a real liberal, you wouldn’t Snapchat him back!
5 Reasons Why Count Olaf Was a Marxist
Don’t let the capitalist propaganda fool you! Count Olaf was no villain. He was simply a Marxist trying to redistribute capital from a nepotistic family to less fortunate often overlooked communities.
We Tried It: No Nut November
The mission: Last an entire month without eating any nuts or nut-adjacent products.