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Posted on October 23, 2020October 23, 2020 by: The Free Peach

L&S Alpaca Doubles Grad School Matriculation Rate

BERKELEY, Calif. — In recent years, the College of Letters & Sciences has ramped up its advising capabilities by holding events where students can connect …

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Posted on September 10, 2020October 15, 2021 by: The Free Peach

Cal Fraternities to Reevaluate Bid System After COVID-19 Enters Uninvited

BERKELEY, Calif. — Berkeley Fraternity TKE held an emergency meeting to reevaluate the bid system following reports that COVID-19 entered 100 percent of their parties uninvited, …

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Posted on April 15, 2020October 7, 2021 by: The Free Peach

Berkeley PD Cybercrimes Division Tracks Zoombomber IP Address to Washington Elementary

  When administrators decided to move the UC Berkeley faculty and student body towards “remote learning” in this last month, many obstacles were expected. While …

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Posted on February 8, 2020October 15, 2021 by: The Free Peach

A Beginner’s Guide to Flirting in Class

Okay, so it’s week three, and by now you’ve definitely spotted the L&S Hotties in your Dwinelle lecture hall. It can be very hard to …

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Posted on December 12, 2019May 13, 2021 by: The Free Peach

SUPERB Committees Most Likely to Spit on You (Ranked)

While they might seem like light spitters, the Concerts committee members sure know how to turn a mosh pit into a mosh spit.

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Posted on October 22, 2019May 13, 2021 by: The Free Peach

TFP Presents: RuthWatch

As I contemplate the hold that my government has over my rights, opportunities, and access to my own medical services in a land that is supposed to be “free,” I sit and wonder. What is freedom? I close my eyes and think of RBG.

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