So for all of you out there who are tuning in to listen to the mind-numbing, presumably incomprehensible string of words, here’s a drinking game to kill your brain cells just a little bit faster than listening to Rudy Giuliani talking would.
Berkeley Consulting Club Founded To Consult Other Berkeley Consulting Clubs
Berkeley Consulting Club Comprehensively Consulting Confused Consulting Clubs (BCCCCCCC) or (BC7) founded this year by a group of 12 “pre-Haas” majors, is already one of the top clubs on campus.
‘You Suck and All of Your Friends Hate You,’ Says Report From You
A comprehensive survey carried out by you illustrates that 100% of you thinks you totally put your foot in your mouth when you were talking to Evelyn, and she definitely rolled her eyes at Lauren when she thought you couldn’t see.
30 Facts About Caffe Strada For 30 Years Of Business
30 little-known facts about everyone’s favorite coffee shop!
SAE Rushee Discovered To “Be Here for the Wrong Reasons”
On last night’s episode of Young Impressionable Boys Joining Problematic Party Cults, it was discovered that Brad Henderson was rushing Sigma Alpha Epsilon for “the …
Incredible: Mom Negates Five Years of ‘Aerie Real’ Body Positivity Ads with One Passive Aggressive Comment
Incredible: Mom Negates Five Years of ‘Aerie Real’ Body Positivity Ads with One Passive Aggressive Comment After the doe-eyed, huge-boobed, smooth-skinned supermodel Ashley Graham graced …
Brad From SX Fucking Nuts Upon Figuring Out He Shares A Mutual Friend With Rushee
Berkeley, CA – Life changing news was shared last week at the UC Berkeley Sigma Chi house when Brad Johnson, from Palos Verdes, discovered he …
Did your Roommate Do the Dishes, or Was it a Ghost?
Whoa, this is seriously freaky: you just came home from the underrated anthropology library and opened your front door to see an empty sink and …
University of California Announces Plan to Open New UC Inside UC Berkeley
BERKELEY – Californians, particularly residents of Berkeley, California, and students at the University of California, Berkeley, were shocked this morning as the University of California …
Brave Cal Freshman Drops Alpha Phi Because “Pledging is sooo tough!”
Throughout all this, one thing is clear. Greek life is not for the faint of heart. You need to be multi-talented, intelligent, witty, kind… Nah, just kidding. You just have to be white.