TOWN FULL OF DARK AND STORMY NIGHTS – The viral phenomenon of “girl dinner” – meals typically consisting of randomly assembled portions of food – …
Honoring His Legacy: 11,000 Cluster Bombs to be Dropped on Henry Kissinger’s Body
HARTFORD, Conn. – Nobel Peace Prize recipient and carpet bomber of Laos and Cambodia, Henry Kissinger, has passed away at the early age of 100. …
LS 110: ‘Brilliance of Berkeley’ Exclusive New Course Syllabus Preview
To introduce new students to the extensive history and incredible accomplishments of UC Berkeley, the College of Letters and Science has introduced a new class …
Phallic Tower in SF Says a Lot About ‘Private Business’
SAN FRANCISCO – San Francisco’s financial district has seen drastic shifts in the past decade, shaved bare of community-oriented commerce now replaced with the endlessly …
Sad: Thanksgiving Dinner Not the Same Without Pet Turkey
LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Public opinion polling amongst your family has reaffirmed the sentiment that Thanksgiving this year is a drag without Repeckah, your beloved …
Asking “What Are Your Plans After College?” and Four Other Signs Your Family is TOXIC This Thanksgiving
Ah yes, you can hear the fire cracking over the familial chatter in the other room, and the spirit of giving and love is omnipresent …
APEC: U.S. and China Reach Diplomatic Agreement to be Horrible Together
SAN FRANCISCO – U.S. President Joe Biden and Chinese President Xi Jinping made strides towards a stronger alliance by reaching a diplomatic agreement to be …
‘Is it Berkeley Time?’ Asks Man About Grandma’s Funeral
LOS ANGELES – Recent Berkeley graduate Tim Atkins was spotted arriving late to his grandmother’s funeral at his hometown church after asking his family members …
Report: Majority of Those Attending Big Game Lack It
STANFORD, Calif. – This weekend, the Cal football team will be competing in its 126th Big Game, a campus tradition lasting as long as it …
‘We’re Gonna Destroy Them This Weekend,’ Says Stanford About Minorities
STANFORD, Calif. – In anticipation of the Big Game this weekend, Stanford students, fans, and faculty have joined together to spread the message that they …