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Posted on April 14, 2022April 14, 2022 by: Maya Howard

Freshman Found Adhered to Floor of Frat House Just Wants to Go Home

BERKELEY, Calif. – Late Sunday afternoon campus officials responded to reports that freshman Cindy Falseton had been inadvertently stuck to the basement floor of the …

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Posted on April 8, 2021May 13, 2021 by: Abby Fisher

BREAKING: New Student Admit Confesses They Love to Go Out, But Also Love a Chill Night In

“I love reading, baking, hiking, being outside, drinking water, and breathing air. And can’t forget boba!! I also lovvee The Office, so shoutout to my fellow fans with an elite sense of humor :P”

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Posted on November 12, 2020September 22, 2021 by: jokimg

KKG Accidentally Bids Diverse Class Due To Blind Rush

BERKELEY, Calif. – With the beginning of the school year going virtual and racial tensions higher than ever after Berkeley’s Panhellenic Community reposted pastel pictures …

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Posted on September 17, 2020May 5, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

Zeus to Punish Greek Life for Hubris

BERKELEY, Calif. — Havoc broke out Saturday as a KA brother unleashed unknowable power upon his peers.  “Who hath dared to party-foul Zeus, Ruler of …

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