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I Went All the Way Out to Office Hours but There Wasn’t Even Sexual Tension Between Me and My GSI

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Posted on August 31, 2019 by: The Free Peach

BREAKING: 30-50 Feral Hogs are rushing Cal Sororities. Will They Be Able to Defend Themselves?

However, many have questioned whether the threat of the hogs exists at all, as GreekRank has reportedly “routinely misrepresented” houses in the past.

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Posted on March 19, 2019March 19, 2019 by: The Free Peach

Berkeley Fraternities As Characters Of “Game Of Thrones”

Without further ado, a masterpiece!

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Posted on February 21, 2019February 26, 2019 by: The Free Peach

Nobel Laureate Ghost Pledging [Redacted]

If a rule is broken in a fraternity and it doesn’t cause national outrage, is it really broken at all?

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Posted on February 4, 2019 by: The Free Peach

SAE Rushee Discovered To “Be Here for the Wrong Reasons”

On last night’s episode of Young Impressionable Boys Joining Problematic Party Cults, it was discovered that Brad Henderson was rushing Sigma Alpha Epsilon for “the …

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