Don’t you fucking judge me, okay? Look, I’m like super woke. I went to the women’s march.
“Seriously, it’s so crazy. Did you know that America… is racist?”
If you don’t agree with our assessment, we guess you could actually read into the candidate’s platforms, but that seems like overkill.
And by exhaustive and thorough, we mean we looked at their announcement photos and made up some shit that feels accurate.
So, in compliance with UC Berkeley’s new policy, Turning Point USA has been promptly booted from campus.* Unfortunately, they have sworn they will return, and they have started looking into SAT prep classes. However, to cover their bases, they should probably learn how to read first.
Berkeley Consulting Club Comprehensively Consulting Confused Consulting Clubs (BCCCCCCC) or (BC7) founded this year by a group of 12 “pre-Haas” majors, is already one of the top clubs on campus.