Don’t you fucking judge me, okay? Look, I’m like super woke. I went to the women’s march.
Newly #Woke Cal Freshman Has 18 Years Of White Guilt To Catch Up On
“Seriously, it’s so crazy. Did you know that America… is racist?”
Reviewing Student Action’s Executive Slate Based Only on their Photos
If you don’t agree with our assessment, we guess you could actually read into the candidate’s platforms, but that seems like overkill.
Reviewing Cal SERVE’s Executive Slate Based Only on their Photos
And by exhaustive and thorough, we mean we looked at their announcement photos and made up some shit that feels accurate.
UC Berkeley Encourages Turning Point USA To Protest at a School They Could Actually Get Into
So, in compliance with UC Berkeley’s new policy, Turning Point USA has been promptly booted from campus.* Unfortunately, they have sworn they will return, and they have started looking into SAT prep classes. However, to cover their bases, they should probably learn how to read first.
Berkeley Consulting Club Founded To Consult Other Berkeley Consulting Clubs
Berkeley Consulting Club Comprehensively Consulting Confused Consulting Clubs (BCCCCCCC) or (BC7) founded this year by a group of 12 “pre-Haas” majors, is already one of the top clubs on campus.