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Posted on January 28, 2024March 20, 2024 by: amychakladar

The Free Peach’s Unofficial Guide to Note-Taking at Berkeley

As the new semester starts, and many of you decide to try to go to class, we here at The Free Peach wanted to provide …

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Posted on January 25, 2024 by: Anna Galler

Turning Point USA Holds Rally Against Liberal Arts

BERKELEY, Calif. – Protesting the greatest liberal conspiracy since the 2020 election, a group of passionate students from Turning Point USA took to Sproul this morning. …

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Posted on January 18, 2024January 18, 2024 by: Tohar Zamir

Canceled? Babies Revealed to Kick Pregnant Women

LOS ANGELES, Calif.– Shock befell the nation today as babies everywhere had their troubling histories revealed. Amelia Peterson, chief reporter for The Washington Post’s child …

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Posted on January 16, 2024 by: Ajay Madala

PSA: It Would Be Great If You All Stopped Going to Class

At the beginning of each new semester we face a recurring vicious problem, even worse than institutional racism and/or getting your socks wet. This problem …

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Posted on January 13, 2024 by: Megha Joshi

Berkeley Police Dedicate People’s Park Barricade With Land Acknowledgement

BERKELEY, Calif. – Protestors and pedestrians watched in disbelief Friday morning as 400 law enforcement officers began their daily barricade enforcement of People’s Park with …

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Posted on January 4, 2024 by: The Free Peach

UC Berkeley Admin: People’s Park Stands in Way of ‘People’s Park Memorial Hall’

BERKELEY, Calif. — In the middle of the night on Jan. 3rd, campus officials deployed 1400 riot police to initiate long-anticipated plans to construct a …

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Posted on December 7, 2023December 8, 2023 by: Aidan Praytor

Report: Dead Week Fling Not Helping Anybody

BERKELEY, Calif. — Troubled waters lie ahead for ambitious sophomores Kent Fokus and Anita Studdy, whose now 82-hour-old fling began this past Sunday night.  “I …

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Posted on December 7, 2023December 8, 2023 by: Maddie Heath

Clickbait! Female Professor’s ‘Partner’ Actually Just Straight Husband

BERKELEY, Calif. — On Wednesday morning, an American Studies class’s final review session erupted in turmoil when professor Genevieve Bater accidentally projected a photo of …

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Posted on December 6, 2023December 7, 2023 by: Tohar Zamir

$4 Supermarket Wine Has Notes of Alcohol

BERKELEY, Calif. – Local sommelier and Chi Omega social chair, Michelle Klein, has discovered that one of the $3.99 bottles of Charles Shaw Shiraz purchased …

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Posted on December 6, 2023 by: Tohar Zamir

‘I’m Allergic to LaTeX,’ Says Student Who Only Uses Raw Data

BERKELEY, Calif. – As finals approach, students have inevitably flocked to citation managers and word processors to mock-up their final projects. However, despite a deluge …

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