A decisive move that has the potential to irreparably alter relations Korean Peninsula for the foreseeable future.
What To Email Your Professor When You’re Skipping Class To Go To Coachella
It’s imperative that you email your Professors and GSI’s a valid excuse for your upcoming absence from class, which will truthfully be due to a drug-fueled wonder party, but you can’t actually be honest about it! Here’s an example email that’s sure to work on your teachers.
14 Things That Would Definitely Happen To Berkeley In The Case Of A Bay Area Earthquake
Wealth and Poverty will still require you to attend lecture and use iClickers.
Are You “Feeling the Bern” Or Do You Just Have a UTI?
Could the source of this strong, visceral feeling inside possibly be caused by your deep support of Bernie Sanders, the socialist star of the 2020 Democratic presidential race, or do you have a semi-serious medical condition?
In Another Massive Overreaction, the ASUC Judicial Council Decides To Publicly Execute Carol Christ Over A Parking Ticket
Yet, there is already a central takeaway. Democracy functions best when built upon the broad shoulders of bureaucratic technicalities.
SHOCKING: Your Next 20 ASUC Senators Exposed
This past weekend, the fate of Berkeley was greatly impacted. Twenty eager candidates who are going to take bold strides and truly improve their resumes …
20 Superb Events That Could Be Real Now That They Got That $6 Referendum Money!
ASUC Superb presents: ASUC Superb
6 Ways To Enjoy the Sunny Weath— Oh, Fuck, It’s Raining Again
Here are 6 wonderful ways to take advantage of the beautiful, sunny weather now that it’s finally spri— oh, fuck.
Top Thirty Songs We Heard On Cal Day
Swan Lake, Act 3. No. 16 Ballabile: Dance of the Corps de Ballet and the Dwarves: Moderato assai, Allegro vivo.
You’re a Drunk White Boy in a Banana Costume. Can You Get Into This Cal Day Party?
Ah, Cal Day…it’s the biggest day of cop-free debauchery on the UC Berkeley calendar, except for all the other ones.