April Fool’s Day! Our favorite holiday of the year. Nothing says “LOL” like telling your boyfriend Jack that you’re over, and then saying April Fool’s, then him being like “no, I think this is the right path for us.” Anyway, here’s 35 Quirky April Fools Jokes!
Berkeley Economics Major Jealous Of Friend Who Actually Enjoys What They Study
Wait, people actually enjoy what they study?
If CalSERVE Is So Progressive, Why Won’t They Pay Me A Living Wage?
But the truth is, this problem is a systemic infection of the entire ASUC.
We Got The Personal Essay Of Someone Accepted Into All 9 UCs!
Where to begin? I am free, untethered, uninhibited by this mortal coil and the bounds of acceptable social behaviors.
Which Spring Breaker Are You?
In the spirit of Spring Break, take this quiz to find out which character you are from the movie.
Girl Studying Abroad Literally “So Broke”
“LOL, I’m gonna start a GoFundMe! My friend did that to help pay for medical bills once and got a ton of money!”
College Students Choose Passover As Next Big Drinking Holiday
“You know, we’re used to being marginalized, but I was still surprised that we were so underrated in the college drinking scene. It’s straight up prejudice!”