I have no idea where this place is. In fact, I’ve strategically avoided asking where Li Ka Shing was for like, the entire time I’ve been on campus since 2015. FSM cafe? Been there. Moffitt? Been there. Li Ka Shing? Might as well be in Albany.
Report: Arnold’s Death On The Magic School Bus Is Responsible For Every Single Teenage & Young Adult Problem
His head literally turns to ice and it’s not cute.
Report: Grandpa Sent Grandma Naughty Telegrams During The War!
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32 Things We Would Rather Read Than The Daily Cal
We can’t read that well, but there sure are a lot of things we’d rather read than The Daily Cal.
Should I Go To Lecture? (by you)
I probably should go to class. I haven’t been to the last two lectures. Or maybe it was the last three lectures. But, that was after the midterm so those ones don’t even really count as skipping because it’s like a free day.
If Wrestlers Went To Cal
In honor of that, let’s take a look at some wrestlers who’ll be in those events and try to imagine what they’d be like if they went to Cal.
Every Person In Your PoliSci Discussion, Ranked In Order Of How Likely They Are To Cry During Sex
Look at you! You’re in a Poli-Sci discussion section! A small, disgusting room crammed with 21 people who each think they have a genius-level IQ and yet struggle to perform basic arithmetic
Hundreds Of Minds Changed At Daily Cal Elections Forum
“I really felt like the space was welcoming for me, a politically neutral ASUC outsider.”
40 Quirky April Fool’s Jokes
April Fool’s Day! Our favorite holiday of the year. Nothing says “LOL” like telling your boyfriend Jack that you’re over, and then saying April Fool’s, then him being like “no, I think this is the right path for us.” Anyway, here’s 35 Quirky April Fools Jokes!