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Posted on May 1, 2019September 28, 2022 by: The Free Peach

I Didn’t Find Housing In Time, So Now I Live In The Cartoon Depression Hole From The Abilify Commercial

But also, I’m like, leaving for study abroad in the fall so if someone wants to take over my lease that would be chill. DM for details.

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Posted on May 1, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Maeve Sneddon

10 Things You Can Finally Do Now That You’ve Been Disqualified from the ASUC Senate

Not to worry! Here are some things you can do with your newfound disqualification from the ASUC!

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Posted on May 1, 2019May 2, 2019 by: The Free Peach

What You Need To Know Before You Watch Endgame!

The biggest cinema event of a generation came out this week! Here’s what you need to know before you watch!

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Posted on May 1, 2019December 2, 2022 by: The Free Peach

If You Do Not Fill Out Your Course Evaluation, I Will Unilaterally Wage Jihad (By Your Professor)

I realize that my implicit association of the concept of jihad with the acts of political violence I will definitely inflict on you if you don’t fill out your course evaluation has the ultimate effect of fostering links between Islam and terrorism. As you have guessed, I don’t care, because I am Islamophobic.

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Posted on April 26, 2019 by: The Free Peach

10 Songs You NEED To Play At Your Spring Date Party

We guarantee that no matter who’s throwing the party or who you’re there with, these 10 songs will electrify the party like nothing else.

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Posted on April 25, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Sam MacKinnon

What My Last Six Braincells Are Thinking After Coachella

If you too only have six brain cells left, read this article and share it with your friends!

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Posted on April 23, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Sammy Cornick

Celebrities Who Inexplicably Look Exactly Alike?

Donald Glover and Childish Gambino!?!!?!?!

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Posted on April 23, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Maeve Sneddon

Girl Who Went to Paris That One Time Personally Affected by the Burning of Notre Dame

Kelsey knew she wanted to do something to show she cared. “I had all these photos from my family vacation to France last summer, have I told you about that? It was such a good trip, we went to Paris, I ate so much food!”

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Posted on April 23, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Amanda Mier

Berkeley Co-op Member Explains Benefits Of Veganism Between Snorts Of Cocaine

Here the conversation took a pause as the local champion of animal rights started gumming the remainder of a drug for which there is an average of six human deaths per kilo sold.

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Posted on April 22, 2019September 28, 2022 by: The Free Peach

This Quiz Will Tell You Which Berkeley Campus Building You’re Most Like, But Be Careful, Because If You Get Dwinelle, The DPRK Will Automatically Launch A Hwasong-15 Intermediate-Range Ballistic Missile Towards The Sea Of Japan

A decisive move that has the potential to irreparably alter relations Korean Peninsula for the foreseeable future.

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