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Posted on April 17, 2019April 17, 2019 by: The Free Peach

In Another Massive Overreaction, the ASUC Judicial Council Decides To Publicly Execute Carol Christ Over A Parking Ticket

Yet, there is already a central takeaway. Democracy functions best when built upon the broad shoulders of bureaucratic technicalities.

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Posted on April 16, 2019May 13, 2021 by: The Free Peach

20 Superb Events That Could Be Real Now That They Got That $6 Referendum Money!

ASUC Superb presents: ASUC Superb

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Posted on April 11, 2019September 28, 2022 by: The Free Peach

Is He Tall, Or Is He Actually Two Robert Reichs Stacked On Top Of One Another In A Trenchcoat?

Let’s find out together.

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Posted on April 9, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

Report: Grandpa Sent Grandma Naughty Telegrams During The War!

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Posted on April 8, 2019 by: The Free Peach

32 Things We Would Rather Read Than The Daily Cal

We can’t read that well, but there sure are a lot of things we’d rather read than The Daily Cal.

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Posted on April 3, 2019April 3, 2019 by: The Free Peach

Hundreds Of Minds Changed At Daily Cal Elections Forum

“I really felt like the space was welcoming for me, a politically neutral ASUC outsider.”

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Posted on April 1, 2019May 13, 2021 by: The Free Peach

Berkeley Economics Major Jealous Of Friend Who Actually Enjoys What They Study

Wait, people actually enjoy what they study?

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Posted on April 1, 2019May 13, 2021 by: The Free Peach

If CalSERVE Is So Progressive, Why Won’t They Pay Me A Living Wage?

But the truth is, this problem is a systemic infection of the entire ASUC.

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Posted on March 29, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

We Got The Personal Essay Of Someone Accepted Into All 9 UCs!

Where to begin? I am free, untethered, uninhibited by this mortal coil and the bounds of acceptable social behaviors.

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Posted on March 21, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Sam MacKinnon

Which Spring Breaker Are You?

In the spirit of Spring Break, take this quiz to find out which character you are from the movie.

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