Thus saith the Lord, hunty!
Girl Studying Abroad Literally “So Broke”
“LOL, I’m gonna start a GoFundMe! My friend did that to help pay for medical bills once and got a ton of money!”
Heartwarming: J.K. Rowling Reveals That Hagrid Is Pro-Palestine
Potterheads rejoice! J.K. Rowling revealed in a Twitter thread last night that Hagrid, the beloved groundskeeper of Hogwarts in the globally-acclaimed Harry Potter series, is pro-Palestine.
Idiots Use Outright Fraud To Get Into Yale Instead Of The Plethora Of Legal Loopholes
But the FBI recently released a report detailing what anyone could learn from literally a single episode of Gossip Girl: some people don’t earn their way to the top.
Mandela Effect Case Study: Didn’t UC Berkeley Use To Be Cool?
Is anyone else freaking out about this?
Cal Sorority Girls Rush to Contract Norovirus in Time for Coachella
Go forth and enjoy, Bears! Use our promo codes HITMYJUUL and MAKEOUTWITHASTRANGER for a Norovirus discount this spring!
Reviewing Student Action’s Executive Slate Based Only on their Photos
If you don’t agree with our assessment, we guess you could actually read into the candidate’s platforms, but that seems like overkill.
Plants Rights Activists Stage Disturbing Protest On Sproul
“Harvest Is Murder,” “Love Your Roots, Stop Eating Carrots,” and “Corn: America’s Most Exploited Worker.”
