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KA Guy Does Push Ups at Zete Party to Impress Girls
Whether it was truly genius, or merely the weed he smoked earlier, Earnhardt’s idea changed the world of Cal Greek Life.
Local Man’s Kink for Emotional Negligence Tearing Relationship Apart
“The second you said you loved me I got, like, super turned off.”
The Next Steve Jobs? The Founder of This Tech Start-Up Is Dead
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Couple Hooking Up for 8 Months That Has Yet to Define Their Relationship Plans to Celebrate Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day is here, and all over UC Berkeley love is in the air, which is a refreshing change of pace from the smoke or the lingering sensation that you’re not good enough.
QUIZ: Do You Want Bangs or Did the Boy You Like Just Leave You on Read
The seductive idea crosses every girl’s mind at least once: should you get bangs? Although always tempting, this fun and flirty hairdo can quickly turn …
Home Town Hero: Stacy From Media Studies 10 Keeps Telling Us She’s From LA Even Though It’s Week Three And We Already Know!
Despite the fact that literally, no one asked, and that it’s week fucking three, Sherman Oaks’ finest continued to remind her peers she was from somewhere people are usually gentrified out of living in.
Study Abroad With ISIS Going Poorly
“When I rushed ISIS last year, I was promised a fun semester abroad in the desert with a tight-knit community of like-minded individuals.”
Hilarious! Late Night Comedian Does Donald Trump Impression
Last week, for the past 130 weeks, however, six pioneering comedians all shocked their viewers – bravely going where no other comedian has gone before – by doing an impression of President Donald Trump.
Tang Screws Up And Accidentally Switches Carol Christ’s STD Test Results With Chad’s
With a new semester comes a new Tang visits, including from our very own Carol Christ.